Am I a pirate? Probably not.

For pirates are men who rob and plunder by ships at sea.

I am a girl who lives by the bay, rows a kayak, that's me.

I can drink copious amounts of beer and rum,

I wear crazy hats and can shoot a nurf gun.

My name is Emmargh if that isn't pirate enough,

Can say things like "Ahoy, Blimey" all that sort of stuff.

So for what other reason could I not be a contender?

For can the only thing stopping me be my sexuality and gender? 

Welcome to my first blog ever and even better it's for my Gender and Sexuality class!